Sunday 16 May 2021

Tesla In Ludicrous Crypto FSD Mode: FUD, Sweat And Tears.

I had a very bad dream last night. There was a news report about Tesla driving in the FSD mode with only one clown sitting in the back seat of the car and nobody was at the steering wheel driving Tesla. The streets were full of still happy people trading something on their smartphones after Tim Dillon has announced: "Masks Off, T*&s Out Season". 

Tesla was flying in self-accelerating ludicrous mode just seconds away from smashing into the young and cheerful crowd full of life with all their dreams about the future freedom, crypto and interplanetary life. Then Tesla disappeared suddenly, vanishing into the thin air with many billions of dollars in the market cap... Only FUD, sweat and tears were left on the ground. 



I do really hope that this worst nightmare will never come true. We all love good jokes and even SNL can be funny with great comedians. I would never question my beloved genius, even when Elon Musk was perfecting his skills of "The Art of War" on our Lithium industry with his "salt on the salad" vegan diet. 



But then Elon Musk and Bitcoin have found each other. Now he is losing his friends even faster than he is making new enemies. 



Two horrible things can bring my beloved Tesla down now and very fast. I do not understand everything in AI and Crypto, but Tesla stock will be going down like a rock after the first dozen of AI "hit and run" murders of elderly pedestrians in FSD mode, in case if it is not really ready. 




My Dear Elon

Even your fans are tired of waiting for FSD and have adjusted already numerous times for "Elon time". 



Maybe it's better now to focus and produce those millions of electric cars which are needed to justify Tesla valuation and FSD will be a nice surprise to have when it's ready? If I can only ask, my beloved genius who must be still there under that SNL clown suit, to wake up and concentrate on driving Tesla safely leading for us the Tesla Energy rEVolution. 



Please, do not give this present to all those who have been spreading FUD about you and Tesla for all those years and wishing you ill when you have been building Tesla with your Team and your own sweat, blood and tears. Please do not play with it. You made it, you have everything, just do not lose it all for us now.



And with Crypto, I do apologise, but it's just becoming embarrassing. Your Tesla Bitcoin "Environmental Report" is out from Tether



You are a genius. You are making electric cars and launching rockets. People whom you made your fans can lose everything. Those who invested everything in Dogecoin and Bitcoin, cannot see anything anymore blinded by the Crypto Priests with their laser eyes. Everything is FUD for them that is threatening their newly found imaginary wealth. Bitcoin and Crypto mania, in general, have become national security risks and will be exposed and exploited as major soft targets in the West. You must know it by now.



You are in the position to lead and protect. What if you are wrong? What if there is not enough oxygen for all to get "To The Moon"? You can survive even another $40B loss, a lot of your fans cannot survive after a $40k hit. Let's not bring joy to the wrong people, they have their parties enough already. 



You made SpaceX rockets to land vertically, now you need this one vertical landing for yourself. Please prove to all naysayers that they are wrong again. Not only about Tesla this time. About you.



Wake up, please. We need you. Best and stay safe.

Your Tesla IPO shareholder.



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